1 00:00:00,875 --> 00:00:03,375 HI THERE. TODAY'S EPISODE IS ALL ABOUT ME. 2 00:00:03,375 --> 00:00:04,875 NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, 3 00:00:04,875 --> 00:00:06,125 EVERY EPISODE IS ALL ABOUT ME. 4 00:00:06,125 --> 00:00:09,455 [LAUGHING] THEME MUSIC. 5 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:13,750 ♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪ 6 00:00:13,750 --> 00:00:15,460 ♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪ 7 00:00:15,458 --> 00:00:16,998 ♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪ 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000 ♪ HE'S GO TO ACE THAT TEST ♪ 9 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,880 ♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR TO BE ♪ 10 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:22,455 ♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪ 11 00:00:22,458 --> 00:00:24,498 YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. 12 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:25,580 EXACTLY. EXACTLY. 13 00:00:25,583 --> 00:00:26,633 ♪ LET'S GO ♪ 14 00:00:26,625 --> 00:00:29,455 ♪ HE'S GOING TO COOL SCHOOL ACADEMY ♪ 15 00:00:29,458 --> 00:00:32,418 ♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN HIS A-B-Cs ♪ 16 00:00:32,416 --> 00:00:34,706 ♪ THEY'LL TRY TO STOP HIM AND TOP HIM ♪ 17 00:00:34,708 --> 00:00:35,998 TO DESTROY HIM, RIGHT? 18 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:36,710 HUH? 19 00:00:36,708 --> 00:00:38,458 ♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪ 20 00:00:38,458 --> 00:00:40,128 ♪ KUZCO, KUZCO, GO, GO ♪ 21 00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:41,165 ♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪ 22 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,706 ♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪ 23 00:00:42,708 --> 00:00:44,578 ♪ AND THE HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪ 24 00:00:44,583 --> 00:00:45,883 ♪ READ THE THICK TALL BOOKS ♪ 25 00:00:45,875 --> 00:00:46,955 LET'S GO! 26 00:00:46,958 --> 00:00:50,378 ♪ HE'S GOING TO COOL SCHOOL ACADEMY ♪ 27 00:00:50,375 --> 00:00:52,825 ♪ HE'S GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪ 28 00:00:52,833 --> 00:00:54,633 ♪ HIS FRIENDS OR LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪ 29 00:00:54,625 --> 00:00:56,705 ♪ HE'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪ 30 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:59,958 FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME? 31 00:00:59,958 --> 00:01:01,828 SPELL MY NAME AGAIN. 32 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:03,503 ♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪ 33 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:06,250 ♪ KUZCO, KUZCO, LET'S GO ♪ 34 00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:16,955 ♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE, KUZCO ALLEGIANCE ♪ 35 00:01:16,958 --> 00:01:19,708 ♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY IS TODAY ♪ 36 00:01:19,708 --> 00:01:20,998 ♪ BOW DOWN BEFORE ME ♪ 37 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,170 ♪ YOU MUST ADORE ME ♪ 38 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:24,996 ♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY IS TODAY ♪ 39 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,460 ♪ PRAISE AND SALUTE ME ♪ 40 00:01:26,458 --> 00:01:27,578 ♪ OBEY ABSOLUTELY ♪ 41 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:30,583 ♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY IS TODAY ♪ 42 00:01:30,583 --> 00:01:32,333 ♪ IF YOU ARE A PEASANT ♪ 43 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:33,333 ♪ GIVE ME A PRESENT ♪ 44 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:35,503 ♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY IS TODAY ♪ 45 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:40,080 I THOUGHT YESTERDAY WAS KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY. 46 00:01:40,083 --> 00:01:41,003 SILLY CHACA. 47 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,750 YESTERDAY WAS KUZCO APPLIANCE DAY. 48 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:45,630 HENCE THE KUZCO ALARM SUNDIAL GIVEAWAY. 49 00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:48,455 ♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE, KUZCO ALLEGIANCE ♪ 50 00:01:48,458 --> 00:01:51,458 ♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY IS TODAY ♪ 51 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:53,578 HOW DO YOU MAKE THIS THING STOP? 52 00:01:53,583 --> 00:01:56,003 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T MAKE THEM. 53 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,330 I JUST MAKE MONEY OFF THEM. 54 00:01:58,333 --> 00:01:59,173 WHICH REMINDS ME. 55 00:01:59,166 --> 00:02:00,706 YOU OWE ME 29.95 FOR THAT. 56 00:02:00,708 --> 00:02:02,458 YOU GAVE ME THIS AS A GIFT. 57 00:02:02,458 --> 00:02:04,458 THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S FREE. 58 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,498 OR DOES IT? 59 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:09,420 I'LL HAVE TO CHECK MY GIFT GIVING POLICY. 60 00:02:09,416 --> 00:02:10,706 KUZCO, I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT 61 00:02:10,708 --> 00:02:13,878 IF YOU'LL JUST MAKE THIS THING STOP SINGING. 62 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,495 PACHA, PACHA, PACHA. 63 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,710 IT'S KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY. 64 00:02:17,708 --> 00:02:19,578 YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I WANT. 65 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:22,133 ♪ MY BATH IS SO ROSY ♪ 66 00:02:22,125 --> 00:02:23,205 ♪ BUBBLES CANOSY ♪ 67 00:02:23,208 --> 00:02:25,878 ♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY IS TODAY ♪ 68 00:02:25,875 --> 00:02:27,375 ♪ DRESS ME UP FANCY ♪ 69 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:28,455 ♪ THE FIRST TO A DANCEY ♪ 70 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:31,828 ♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY IS TODAY ♪ 71 00:02:31,833 --> 00:02:34,463 UH, WHERE'S THE DANCEY? 72 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,998 ♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE, KUZCO ALLEGIANCE ♪ 73 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,460 ♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY IS TODAY ♪ 74 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:42,458 ♪ A BREAKFAST OF CAKE AND CHOCOLATE SHAKE ♪ 75 00:02:42,458 --> 00:02:47,378 ♪ OH, KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY IS TODAY ♪ 76 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:49,575 IS IT FINALLY OVER? 77 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:51,753 HUH? NO, NO. 78 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:54,580 KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY IS JUST GETTING STARTED. 79 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:56,583 YES, KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY. 80 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:58,833 THE BEST OF MANY COMPLETELY CALLED FOR 81 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:00,213 AND ENTIRELY NOT MADE UP 82 00:03:00,208 --> 00:03:03,288 HOLIDAYS CELEBRATING THE WORLD'S GREATEST TREASURE... 83 00:03:03,291 --> 00:03:04,581 ME. 84 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:06,705 NOT HIM. 85 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:07,828 OR THEM. 86 00:03:07,833 --> 00:03:09,423 OR HER. 87 00:03:09,416 --> 00:03:10,576 ME! 88 00:03:10,583 --> 00:03:13,583 AND IT'S THE BEST BECAUSE NO ONE'S LEFT OUT. 89 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:15,383 ALL THE VILLAGERS IN MY KINGDOM 90 00:03:15,375 --> 00:03:16,745 GET TO DO WHATEVER I SAY. 91 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:18,080 HEY, I'M A PEOPLE PERSON. 92 00:03:18,083 --> 00:03:19,333 EXCEPT, OF COURSE, WHEN THEY COME TO ME 93 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,253 WITH THEIR COMPLAINTS, THEY'RE ALL 94 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:22,580 ME, ME, ME. 95 00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:23,503 IT'S THE WORST. 96 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,290 BUT CHECK THIS OUT. 97 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:27,461 I'M LETTING KRONK PLAY HORSEY. 98 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:29,708 GIDDYUP, GIDDYUP. 99 00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:32,078 HOW NICE AM I? 100 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:33,213 WHAT IS GOING ON? 101 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:35,458 GOOD MORNING, MALINA, MY SMOOCHY POT PIE. 102 00:03:35,458 --> 00:03:37,458 YOU MAY BOW IF YOU WISH. 103 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:38,578 OH, YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 104 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:40,383 OR CURTSY. WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU. 105 00:03:40,375 --> 00:03:42,375 DON'T HUG HIM THOUGH. NO TOUCHING. 106 00:03:42,375 --> 00:03:44,455 KUZCO, WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON KRONK? 107 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:47,458 BETTER YET, WHY IS KRONK LETTING YOU SIT ON HIM? 108 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:51,458 HE HAS TO. IT'S KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY. 109 00:03:52,250 --> 00:03:53,380 I SAID... 110 00:03:53,375 --> 00:03:56,325 IT'S KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY! 111 00:03:56,333 --> 00:04:00,583 [PLAYING FANFARE POORLY] 112 00:04:00,583 --> 00:04:02,713 WHY DO WE REHEARSE, GUYS? 113 00:04:02,708 --> 00:04:03,748 BESIDES, DIDN'T YOU HEAR 114 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:04,830 YOUR KUZCO ALARM SUNDIAL THIS MORNING? 115 00:04:04,833 --> 00:04:06,463 UH, YEAH, BECAUSE I DEFINITELY DIDN'T 116 00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:09,418 THROW THAT THING AWAY THE MOMENT YOU GAVE IT TO ME. 117 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,326 I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT. 118 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:14,003 OH, BY THE WAY, YOU OWE ME 29.95. 119 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:14,830 NO, I DON'T. 120 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:16,503 AND NO, I'M NOT GOING ALONG 121 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:18,000 WITH ANOTHER COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR, 122 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:23,580 ENTIRELY MADE UP HOLIDAY FOR KUZCO THE EGO MANIAC. 123 00:04:23,583 --> 00:04:25,333 QUICK TIP. WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU 124 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,963 A NAME YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, 125 00:04:26,958 --> 00:04:28,708 LIKE SAY, EGO MANIAC, 126 00:04:28,708 --> 00:04:30,458 JUST ACT MAD. 127 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:33,418 ALSO, MY HAIR LOOKS PERFECTER. 128 00:04:34,416 --> 00:04:35,496 EGO MANIAC? 129 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,630 DISMOUNT. 130 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:38,125 OW! HEAD. 131 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:39,875 JUST BECAUSE I THINK BEING EMPEROR 132 00:04:39,875 --> 00:04:41,075 MAKES ME BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE 133 00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:43,383 DOESN'T MEAN I'M AN EGO MANIAC. 134 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:44,625 OR DOES IT? 135 00:04:44,625 --> 00:04:46,705 I'M A LITTLE FUZZY ON WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HONEST. 136 00:04:46,708 --> 00:04:48,128 FOR BEING HONEST, 137 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:51,415 YOU'RE TECHNICALLY NOT THE EMPEROR UNTIL YOU GRADUATE. 138 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,126 ALSO, I'M AFRAID OF THUNDER. 139 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:56,575 AND I HAVE A WEIRD RASH. 140 00:04:57,375 --> 00:04:59,245 TOO HONEST? SORRY. 141 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:00,420 YES, KUZCO. EGO MANIAC MEANS 142 00:05:00,416 --> 00:05:03,286 YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. 143 00:05:03,291 --> 00:05:05,461 BUT, NEWS FLASH, YOU'RE NOT. 144 00:05:05,458 --> 00:05:06,708 THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS OUT THERE 145 00:05:06,708 --> 00:05:08,998 NON EMPERORS DO THAT YOU COULD NEVER DO. 146 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,460 WHAT? YOU MEAN THERE ARE PEOPLE IN MY KINGDOM 147 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:13,288 WHO HAVE TALENTS AND STRENGTHS 148 00:05:13,291 --> 00:05:14,581 THAT I DON'T HAVE? 149 00:05:14,583 --> 00:05:16,383 YES. AND THE SOONER YOU REALIZE THAT, THE BETTER. 150 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:18,415 ONE OF THESE DAYS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE 151 00:05:18,416 --> 00:05:22,576 AND LEARN THAT IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU. 152 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:25,326 All: I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE KUZCO 153 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:27,423 THE COOLEST EMPEROR AROUND. 154 00:05:27,416 --> 00:05:29,626 AND TO THE EMPIRE FOR WHICH HE RULES... 155 00:05:29,625 --> 00:05:32,205 I DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE TODAY THOUGH, RIGHT, 156 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:36,208 BECAUSE TODAY IS DEFINITELY ALL ABOUT ME. 157 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:37,628 DON'T GET MAD AT ME. 158 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:38,955 I DON'T DECIDE WHAT GETS TAUGHT AROUND HERE. 159 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:40,748 OK, IT'S MY SCHOOL SO I SORT OF DO, 160 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:43,460 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S MY FAULT, DOES IT? 161 00:05:43,458 --> 00:05:45,578 HUMILIATING A HARD WORKING TEACHER 162 00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:46,963 BY DRESSING HIM LIKE KUZCO 163 00:05:46,958 --> 00:05:50,498 IS YET ANOTHER WAY WE CELEBRATE KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY! 164 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:53,460 MR. M, IN HONOR OF KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY, 165 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:55,998 YOU THINK YOU COULD SCAT THE REST OF THE LESSON? 166 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,630 YOU KNOW, KUZCO'S GREAT SHOOBA DOOBA ZOW! 167 00:05:58,625 --> 00:05:59,955 NO, I COULDN'T. 168 00:05:59,958 --> 00:06:02,248 FRANKLY, TEACHERS DESERVE A DAY OF APPRECIATION 169 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:03,460 MORE THAN YOU DO. 170 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:05,998 SO INSTEAD OF DISCUSSING WAYS TO CHERISH YOU, 171 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,710 I HAVE AN EXERCISE I'D LIKE TO TRY. 172 00:06:07,708 --> 00:06:11,128 EACH OF YOU WILL RECEIVE A STONE FROM THIS BOWL. 173 00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:12,745 THOSE OF YOU WHO GET PLAIN STONES 174 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:15,330 WILL BE REGULAR OLD HARD WORKING VILLAGERS. 175 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,833 NOT A BIG SWITCH FOR MOST OF YOU. 176 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:19,003 BUT WHOEVER GETS THIS GOLD STONE 177 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,130 WILL BE EMPEROR FOR A DAY. 178 00:06:22,125 --> 00:06:24,995 LIKE THAT CAN HAPPEN. 179 00:06:25,708 --> 00:06:26,958 THAT CAN HAPPEN? 180 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:28,578 NOW, I NEED A VOLUNTEER TO HAND OUT THE STONES, 181 00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:31,423 BECAUSE FRANKLY, THEY'RE HEAVY, AND I'M TIRED. 182 00:06:31,416 --> 00:06:34,126 I'LL HAND OUT THE STONES, MR. MOLEGUACO. 183 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:35,325 MALINA, PERFECT. 184 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:37,253 YOU'RE REALLY THE ONLY STUDENT I TRUST HERE. 185 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:40,380 THE REST OF YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT. 186 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:46,883 I'LL TAKE THE GOLD STONE AND SOME FRIES. 187 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:48,285 [LAUGHING] FRIES. 188 00:06:48,291 --> 00:06:51,461 NO. YOU DON'T GET TO PICK WHICH STONE YOU WANT. 189 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:53,288 IT'S A RANDOM DRAWING. 190 00:06:53,291 --> 00:06:54,461 OH, I GET IT. 191 00:06:54,458 --> 00:06:56,878 YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT SO NO ONE WILL KNOW 192 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,205 YOU GAVE ME THE GOLD STONE ON PURPOSE. 193 00:06:58,208 --> 00:06:59,498 WAY AHEAD OF YOU. 194 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:02,500 NO. I'M SAYING THAT BECAUSE IT'S A RANDOM DRAWING. 195 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:05,750 VERY CONVINCING. KEEP IT UP. 196 00:07:11,458 --> 00:07:12,578 GOLD STONE, GOLD STONE. 197 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:13,713 PLEASE LET ME GET THE GOLD STONE. 198 00:07:13,708 --> 00:07:16,498 I'LL GET A PIE IF I GET THE GOLD STONE. 199 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:24,713 HEY, THIS ISN'T GOLD. 200 00:07:24,708 --> 00:07:26,128 NO, THIS IS. SEE, SHINY. 201 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:27,875 BY THE WAY, WHAT DOES IT MEAN AGAIN 202 00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:29,075 IF YOU GET THE GOLD STONE? 203 00:07:29,083 --> 00:07:30,963 IT MEANS CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER, KRONK. 204 00:07:30,958 --> 00:07:34,128 FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS, YOU ARE OUR EMPEROR 205 00:07:34,125 --> 00:07:36,495 AND HAVE CONTROL OVER THE KINGDOM. 206 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:39,963 AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, YOUR ASSIGNMENT 207 00:07:39,958 --> 00:07:42,078 IS TO PAY ALLEGIANCE TO KRONK. 208 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:44,213 RESPECT HIM, BRING HIM GIFTS. 209 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:46,458 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, EACH STUDENT 210 00:07:46,458 --> 00:07:48,708 MUST BOW TO HIM IN A SHOW OF HUMILITY. 211 00:07:48,708 --> 00:07:51,578 YOU MEAN EVERYONE EXCEPT ME, RIGHT? 212 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:55,583 NO. I MEAN ESPECIALLY YOU, KUZCO. 213 00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:57,883 NO ONE HERE HAS MORE TO LEARN 214 00:07:57,875 --> 00:07:59,415 ABOUT BEING A HARD WORKING VILLAGER 215 00:07:59,416 --> 00:08:02,996 AND THE TRUE OBLIGATIONS AND RESPONSIBILITIES OF BEING EMPEROR 216 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,250 THAN YOU. 217 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,170 OH, I GET IT. 218 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:06,166 YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH ME. 219 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:08,166 THIS IS A PRANK, RIGHT? 220 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:10,380 [LAUGHING] 221 00:08:10,375 --> 00:08:11,995 YOU'RE TOO MUCH, MR. M. 222 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,250 OK, I GIVE UP. YOU GOT ME. 223 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:16,290 WHEW! THAT WAS FUN. 224 00:08:16,291 --> 00:08:18,211 I'M SERIOUS. 225 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:19,628 THEN THAT MEANS... 226 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:22,575 ♪ KRONK ALLEGIANCE, KRONK ALLEGIANCE ♪ 227 00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:26,253 ♪ KRONK ALLEGIANCE DAY IS TODAY ♪ 228 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,458 ♪ KRONK ALLEGIANCE, KRONK ALLEGIANCE ♪ 229 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:33,458 ♪ KRONK ALLEGIANCE DAY IS TODAY ♪ 230 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:34,628 KRONK, IF YOU'RE EMPEROR, 231 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:38,455 THEN I GUESS TODAY I'M THE EMPEROR'S ADVISOR. 232 00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:41,128 I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN YZMA MIGHT GET UPSET. 233 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:43,995 KRONK, PRINCIPAL ANZI IS A CLEVER DISGUISE. 234 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,630 I'M YZMA, REMEMBER? 235 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:46,745 YZMA! 236 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:48,710 REALLY? YOU KNOW, I SHOULD WRITE THAT DOWN. 237 00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:49,998 YOU GOT A PEN? 238 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,460 AND PAPER? 239 00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:53,578 AND A DESK. 240 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:54,463 EMPEROR GUARDS. 241 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:56,208 THEY ARE ONE HARDWORKING BUNCH. 242 00:08:56,208 --> 00:08:58,328 I GOTTA START TIPPING THOSE GUYS. 243 00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:00,583 HOW MANY Qs ARE IN YOUR NAME? 244 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,003 WAIT, BACK UP. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 245 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:03,880 NEVER MIND THAT. 246 00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:05,575 IF YOU'RE EMPEROR, 247 00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:08,083 WHAT DOES THAT MAKE KUZCO? 248 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:10,083 OH, HE GETS TO BE A VILLAGER. 249 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,423 HE'S SUPPOSED TO SHOW HIS HUMILITY 250 00:09:12,416 --> 00:09:13,456 BY BOWING TO ME. 251 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:15,288 PERSONALLY, I DON'T CARE FOR THE BOWING. 252 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:16,461 DON'T NEED THE EGO BOOST, 253 00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:19,248 BUT IT'S PART OF THE CLASS ASSIGNMENT. 254 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:21,130 [MUTED SCREAM] 255 00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:23,578 PERFECT. 256 00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:25,463 KUZCO WILL TURN INTO A LLAMA OR A RABBIT, 257 00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:28,328 OR EVEN A FROG BEFORE HE'D BOW TO YOU. 258 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:31,753 HE DID TURN INTO THOSE THINGS, REMEMBER? 259 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:32,880 MY POINT IS, 260 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:34,705 THE ONLY THING KUZCO IS CAPABLE OF PRAISING 261 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:35,828 IS HIMSELF. 262 00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:37,503 WHICH MEANS HE WON'T BOW TO YOU. 263 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,830 HE'LL FAIL THE ASSIGNMENT, AND TOMORROW, 264 00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:41,633 I'LL BECOME EMPRESS. 265 00:09:41,625 --> 00:09:42,825 [LAUGHING] 266 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:45,083 YOU REALLY SHOULD CHECK WITH YZMA... 267 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:46,833 ABOUT ALL THAT. 268 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:49,713 OH, FORGET IT. 269 00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:50,748 OK. TIP TIME. 270 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:52,250 WHOSE GOT CHANGE FOR A TWENTY? 271 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:54,580 WOW. YOU GUYS ARE ON IT. 272 00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:55,963 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 273 00:09:55,958 --> 00:09:57,458 YOU'RE THINKING, KUZCO'S NOT 274 00:09:57,458 --> 00:09:58,878 A HARD WORKING HUMBLE VILLAGER. 275 00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:01,825 HOW CAN HE SURVIVE WITHOUT ALL HIS MONEY AND POWER? 276 00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:04,333 HE ESPECIALLY CAN'T BOW TO KRONK, RIGHT? 277 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:05,883 WELL, YOU'RE WRONG. 278 00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:07,705 I CAN'T BOW TO KRONK! 279 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,128 OK, YOU'RE RIGHT. 280 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:10,705 LOOK, I AGREED TO EAT LUNCH WITH YOU 281 00:10:10,708 --> 00:10:12,248 BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP. 282 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:16,830 IF IT'S NOT WORKING, I HAVE BETTER OFFERS. 283 00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:19,878 FINE. GO ON. 284 00:10:19,875 --> 00:10:22,995 ABANDON ME IN MY HOUR OF NEED. 285 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,995 HEY, THAT TURKEY SMELLS GOOD. 286 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,210 CAN I COME WITH? 287 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:30,708 KUZCO, STOP IT. 288 00:10:30,708 --> 00:10:31,828 OW! I MEAN... 289 00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:33,583 THAT CHICKENFISH PATTY DIDN'T HURT AT ALL. 290 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:34,583 I'M MANLY. 291 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:35,833 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 292 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,383 YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD 293 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,455 TO BE A VILLAGER LIKE THE REST OF US? 294 00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:41,418 UH, YEAH. 295 00:10:41,416 --> 00:10:42,456 THAT CHICKENFISH PATTY 296 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:44,748 IS NOT AS FAST AS IT THINKS IT IS. 297 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:45,710 HMM? 298 00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:47,208 BY THE WAY, WHAT IS A CHICKENFISH? 299 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:49,748 KUZCO, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN EMPEROR SINCE YOU CAME TO SCHOOL. 300 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,210 YOU'RE ALREADY A VILLAGER. 301 00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:53,288 ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO PULL OFF THIS ASSIGNMENT 302 00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:55,001 IS LEARN A LITTLE HUMILITY. 303 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,830 THAT THE VILLAGERS ARE HARD WORKING, 304 00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:59,293 GOOD NATURED, KIND PEOPLE. 305 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,081 WAIT A MINUTE. 306 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:05,423 YOU'RE RIGHT. I AM ALREADY A VILLAGER. 307 00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:08,166 MINUS THE HARD WORKING, GOOD NATURED, KIND PART. 308 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:10,076 YEAH. WE CAN WORK ON THAT. 309 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:12,003 BUT THAT'S THE IDEA. 310 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,710 YOU KNOW, THEY SHOULD REALLY FIX THE ROOF. 311 00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:16,578 MAYBE THE CHOIR SHOULD PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE. 312 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:18,713 [CHOIR STOPS SINGING] 313 00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:19,828 ANYWAY, BACK TO ME. 314 00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,133 THIS IS GONNA WORK. 315 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:23,075 I'M GONNA BE AN HONEST TO GOODNESS VILLAGER. 316 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:27,213 WITH ALL THE WONDERFUL VILLAGER RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES. 317 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,878 IT'S TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES. 318 00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:31,205 THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW 319 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:32,458 WHERE I GET TO DRAW 320 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,578 ALL OF THE COOL VILLAGER THINGS I CAN DO. 321 00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:36,713 THIS IS ME IN HUMBLE VILLAGER CLOTHES. 322 00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:37,708 I'M SO CUTE. 323 00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:40,458 AND LOOK, I CAN SLEEP ON A HAYSTACK. 324 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:41,998 I CAN MILK PUMAS. 325 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,460 NICE, KITTY. 326 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:45,168 I CAN SWIM IN MUD. 327 00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:46,996 AND I CAN EAT IT. 328 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,170 ARE YOU DONE? 329 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,456 ARE YOU KIDDING? 330 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:52,168 I CAN BATTLE A FIERCE CHICKENFISH. 331 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,576 WITH A TRIDENT. 332 00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:54,963 OK. THAT'S ENOUGH. 333 00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:58,458 DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S WHAT A VILLAGER IS? 334 00:11:58,458 --> 00:11:59,958 ABSOLUTELY. 335 00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:01,128 WHY? 336 00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:05,575 DUH...LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT A LOT TO SHOW YOU. 337 00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,628 I CAN'T SLEEP ON THIS STUFF. 338 00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:11,825 FOR THE RECORD, MILKING PUMA... 339 00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,713 BAD IDEA. 340 00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,378 [PUMA ROARS] 341 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,380 YUCK! THIS MUD TASTES LIKE MUD. 342 00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:22,713 HELLO. NONE OF THESE FISH LOOK LIKE CHICKENS. 343 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:26,458 THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHICKENFISH. 344 00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:27,578 THERE'S NOT? 345 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,173 SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 346 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,326 THAT MY PRE CONCEIVED NOTIONS ABOUT THE VILLAGERS WERE WRONG? 347 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,383 UH...YES. 348 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,625 AND IT'S TIME FOR YOU 349 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:36,205 TO GET SOME FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE. 350 00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:37,458 THE FIRST THING I LEARNED 351 00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:39,378 WAS THAT VILLAGERS HAVE TO GROW THEIR OWN FOOD. 352 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:42,415 I DON'T HAVE TO PLANT ALL THESE, DO I? 353 00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,326 YES. YOU DO. 354 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:57,625 NEXT, I LEARNED THAT VILLAGERS 355 00:12:57,625 --> 00:12:58,875 DON'T BUY THEIR STUFF AT EAST MART, 356 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:02,285 THEY ACTUALLY MAKE THEIR OWN BLANKETS AND STUFF. 357 00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:05,458 UNTANGLE, AISLE 5. 358 00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,578 I ALSO LEARNED THAT SOME OF THE VILLAGERS 359 00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:09,003 ARE EXPERT POTTERY MAKERS. 360 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,420 I GAVE IT A SHOT. 361 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,000 AFTER YOU MAKE A VASE, OR POT OR WHATEVER, 362 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:21,960 YOU GET TO PAINT IT. 363 00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:23,828 MINE'S A GOOD VASE, RIGHT? 364 00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:27,583 YEAH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD STICK TO BEING EMPEROR. 365 00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,583 YOU KNOW, MALINA, DON'T TELL ANYBODY, 366 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:31,583 BUT TODAY, I'VE LEARNED TO APPRECIATE 367 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:32,713 THE HARD WORKING VILLAGERS. 368 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:33,958 I FEEL LIKE I'M ONE OF THE PEOPLE. 369 00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:37,578 AND YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M SORT OF GOOD AT IT. 370 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,963 YOU'RE RIDING THE LLAMA BACKWARDS. 371 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:41,288 YEAH, THAT'S WEIRD. 372 00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:42,711 I WONDERED WHERE HIS HEAD WENT. 373 00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:43,878 OTHER THAN THAT, I AGREE. 374 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,995 I THINK YOU'VE LEARNED A LITTLE HUMILITY TODAY. 375 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,380 AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE TEST. 376 00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,285 BOWING TO KRONK. 377 00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:51,381 HUH? COME ON. 378 00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,625 ISN'T THAT TAKING IT A LITTLE TOO FAR? 379 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:58,415 IF YOU DON'T BOW, YOU'LL FAIL THE CLASS. 380 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,833 DO I HAVE TO BOW TO KRONK? 381 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,633 HE'S THE EMPEROR FOR THE DAY. 382 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,375 THE ASSIGNMENT WAS VERY CLEAR. 383 00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,325 WE BRING HIM THE GIFT AND BOW TO HIM. 384 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,083 YEAH, AND I DON'T GET THAT. 385 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:15,423 WHY ARE WE GIVING KRONK A LLAMA? 386 00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:18,206 HE'S THE EMPEROR. WE'RE HARD WORKING VILLAGERS. 387 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,578 HE DOESN'T NEED GIFTS FROM US. 388 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:20,883 YOU'RE ACTUALLY LEARNING 389 00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,325 THAT IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU. 390 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,003 MAYBE I'M NOT WASTING MY TIME. 391 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,170 NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG. 392 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,576 WHEN I'M EMPEROR, GIFTS MAKE PERFECT SENSE. 393 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:28,883 I DESERVE THEM. 394 00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:29,995 LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, 395 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,460 YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 396 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:35,708 WHAT? I'M THE MOST SERIOUS HARD WORKING VILLAGER THERE IS. 397 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,418 CAN I GET OFF THE LLAMA NOW? 398 00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:40,286 RIDING IT BACKWARDS IS MAKING ME SICK. 399 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:42,001 [LAUGHING] 400 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,170 LET'S SEE, ALL I HAVE TO DO DO BECOME EMPRESS IS... 401 00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,706 WAIT, DO I NEED A POTION FOR THAT? 402 00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:48,878 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 403 00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:49,995 I WASN'T TALKING. 404 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,500 YEAH. I HEARD YOU TALKING. 405 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,750 NO, YOU DIDN'T. 406 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,000 YOU'RE RIGHT. LISTEN. 407 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,880 AS EMPEROR, ME AND THE BOYS 408 00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,205 HAVE BEEN LOOKING OVER THE FINANCIAL SCROLLS. 409 00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,708 KRONK, WHY ARE THESE GUARDS HERE? 410 00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:02,128 THIS IS MY SECRET LAB. 411 00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:04,575 YEAH. WELL, THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 412 00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,503 THE LAB SPENDS WAY MORE MONEY 413 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,880 THAN IT BRINGS IN. 414 00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,205 OH, BY THE WAY, 415 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,708 SOMETHING MIGHT BE WRONG WITH THE SECRET LAB RIDE. 416 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,713 GOOD TIMES. ANYWAY. 417 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:19,998 THE IMPORTED BAT WINGS, 418 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,290 THE ENCHANTED UNICORN HORNS, 419 00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:22,881 ALL THIS SQUARE FOOTAGE, 420 00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:25,125 WE CAN'T JUSTIFY THE EXPENSE. 421 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:25,995 I GOTTA SHUT IT DOWN. 422 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,960 [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 423 00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:31,128 YOU MUST BE JOKING. 424 00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,205 I WISH I WAS, 425 00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:34,628 BUT, YOU KNOW, THE NUMBERS DON'T ADD UP. 426 00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:37,875 NUMBERS? KRONK, YOU BARELY KNOW HOW TO COUNT. 427 00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:39,875 YEAH, BUT THIS IS JUST BASIC ACCOUNTING. 428 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:42,205 I CAN HANDLE THAT. 429 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:46,578 WELL, WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO CONCOCT MY EVIL SCHEMES? 430 00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,173 YEAH, ABOUT THAT... 431 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:49,956 THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD, 432 00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:51,628 BUT I HAVE TO LET YOU GO. 433 00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:53,825 WE CAN'T AFFORD YOUR SALARY. 434 00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:55,753 YOU'RE FIRING ME? 435 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:59,000 WE SAY LET GO BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER. 436 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,380 BUT YEAH, YOU'RE FIRED. 437 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:01,375 YOU CAN'T DO THIS. 438 00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:04,375 ONLY THE EMPEROR CAN FIRE ME. 439 00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:08,288 [SCREAMING] 440 00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:09,881 [LAUGHING] 441 00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:11,375 OH, THIS IS AWKWARD. 442 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,705 WELL, NO HARD FEELINGS. 443 00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:14,958 IF YOU SEE PRINCIPAL AMZI 444 00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:17,828 COULD YOU TELL HER I NEED TO FIRE HER, TOO. 445 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:19,583 [DOOR SLAMS] 446 00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:22,003 OK, THE GUY WHO WANTS TO RENT THIS SPACE 447 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,960 FOR AN ICE CREAM PARLOR WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 448 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:25,958 [WATCH BEEPS] 449 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:28,628 OH, GOTTA GO. BOWING TIME. 450 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,708 ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. 451 00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:44,958 CHOCOLATE CHIP. 452 00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:48,128 CHOCOLATE FUDGE SWIRL. 453 00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,455 KUZCO, COME ON. 454 00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,708 STOP FREAKING OUT. 455 00:16:57,708 --> 00:16:59,498 THIS ISN'T FREAKING OUT. 456 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,000 THIS IS BEING DIFFICULT. 457 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,420 WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 458 00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:06,126 JUST GO IN THE GYM, AND GET IT OVER WITH. 459 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,415 NO. AND WHY ARE YOU SO STRONG? 460 00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:10,746 CAN WE TAKE A BREAK? 461 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,960 I'M EXHAUSTED. 462 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:16,825 YZMA? 463 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,423 CONGRATULATIONS, KUZCO. 464 00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:21,876 APPARENTLY, YOU'RE NOT THE WORST EMPEROR IMAGINABLE AFTER ALL. 465 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,825 WHAT DID KRONK DO? 466 00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:24,883 HE FIRED ME. 467 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,705 SAYS THE SECRET LAB IS COSTING TOO MUCH. 468 00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:28,958 COOL. HE FIRED YOU JUST LIKE I DID. 469 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:31,288 EXCEPT HE FIRED YOU FOR AN ACTUAL REASON. 470 00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:32,421 HEY, MAYBE THAT KRONKSTER 471 00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:35,326 IS NOT SUCH A BAD EMPEROR AFTER ALL. 472 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,503 HMM. SAYS YOU. 473 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,960 THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 474 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,248 NO. KRONK IS TO BLAME. 475 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:43,580 AND WHOEVER PLACED HIM IN POWER, OF COURSE. 476 00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,633 YEAH, IT WAS THAT MR. MOLEGUACO 477 00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:46,825 AND HIS STUPID RANDOM DRAWING. 478 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,633 I MADE KRONK EMPEROR. 479 00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:49,875 WHAT? 480 00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:50,825 DOUBLE WHAT? 481 00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:53,003 IT'S MY FAULT KRONK IS EMPEROR. 482 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,880 I CHEATED. IT WASN'T RANDOM. 483 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,245 I GAVE HIM THE GOLD STONE ON PURPOSE 484 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,880 TO TEACH YOU A LESSON. 485 00:17:58,875 --> 00:17:59,705 I KNEW IT! 486 00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:01,078 WELL, ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T. 487 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,293 BUT LET'S JUST SAY I DID. 488 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,751 WELL, THAT'S A TOUCHING CONFESSION, MALINA. 489 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,460 BUT I'M AFRAID THE DAMAGE IS ALREADY DONE. 490 00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,578 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 491 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,383 REGARDLESS OF HOW IT HAPPENED? 492 00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:11,455 KRONK IS EMPEROR. 493 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,458 AND THE POWER OF THE EMPEROR IS ABSOLUTE. 494 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,458 I KNEW THAT. 495 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,628 EMPEROR KRONK CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS. 496 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:17,575 UNTIL TOMORROW. 497 00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,713 OF COURSE, WHO KNOWS WHAT DAMAGE 498 00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:20,878 HE'LL MANAGE TO CAUSE BY THEN. 499 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,955 UNLESS HE DECIDES TO QUIT. 500 00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:25,498 AND WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 501 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,960 YEAH. ONLY A MEATHEAD WOULD QUIT. 502 00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:31,288 WAIT A MINUTE. KRONK IS A MEATHEAD. 503 00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:35,001 KUZCO, WHAT WAS THE WORST PART ABOUT BEING EMPEROR? 504 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,830 THAT'S EASY. 505 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,833 LISTENING TO VILLAGER COMPLAINTS. 506 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:39,583 THE WORST. 507 00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:41,333 OH, THEY'RE SO NEEDY. 508 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,883 WE NEED MORE EQUIPMENT TO TILL THE SOIL. 509 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,625 WE NEED MORE TIME TO WEAVE THE INTRICATE BLANKETS. 510 00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:51,165 HMM? I GUESS THOSE COMPLAINTS DO MAKE SENSE 511 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,246 NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. 512 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:55,290 BUT LISTENING TO IT DAY IN AND DAY OUT, 513 00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:56,461 EW! 514 00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:58,288 IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY 24 SECOND SHUSH CLOCK... 515 00:18:58,291 --> 00:18:59,081 [DING] 516 00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:00,463 I WOULD'VE QUIT YEARS AGO. 517 00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:02,828 BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT AN EMPEROR I AM LATER. 518 00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:04,883 RIGHT NOW, WE NEED TO THINK OF A WAY 519 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:06,825 TO MAKE KRONK QUIT. 520 00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,333 ANY IDEAS? 521 00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:11,748 WHAT? MY HAIR? I KNOW. IT'S AWFUL. 522 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,000 TWO WORDS--SPLIT ENDS. 523 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,830 LOOK, THE EMPIRE IS STRETCHED OUT. 524 00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:18,583 MAYBE YOU CAN HAVE THAT PLOW NEXT GROWING SEASON. 525 00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,333 AND DON'T FORGET TO GRAB 526 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,883 A SOUVENIR BASKETBALL ON YOUR WAY OUT. 527 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:24,825 [DOOR CLOSES] 528 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:26,713 IS IT TIME TO KNOCK OFF YET? 529 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,578 LISTENING TO ALL THESE COMPLAINTS IS THE WORST. 530 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:31,463 GREETINGS, EMPEROR KRONK. 531 00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:33,578 HE'S STRETCHING MY CLOTHES. 532 00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:34,633 LET IT GO. 533 00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:35,995 BUT HE'S STRETCHING THEM. 534 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,460 STRETCHY. 535 00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:38,628 HEY, GUYS. 536 00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,455 HEY, DO YOU LIKE WHAT I'VE DONE WITH THE GYM? 537 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:41,748 IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE PALACE, HUH? 538 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,330 EXCEPT FOR THE BASKETBALL HOOP. 539 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,423 EMPEROR KRONK, 540 00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:48,626 WE'RE HERE BECAUSE WE HAVE SOME REQUESTS. 541 00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:50,375 REQUESTS. GOT YOU. FIRE AWAY. 542 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,245 YOU MAY WANT TO TAKE NOTES. 543 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,630 HE LIVES FOR THAT. 544 00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:56,575 LET HER RIP. 545 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,708 Kuzco: WE GET IT, IT'S A LONG LIST. 546 00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:13,708 OUR STORY IS BACK OVER THERE. 547 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:15,960 THAT'S A LONG LIST. 548 00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:18,168 OH, AND I HAVE 12 MORE. 549 00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:19,826 HOLY HOWER MONKEY. 550 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:22,083 [MONKEY SCREECHES] 551 00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,833 NOT NOW, HONKSLEY, I'M WORKING. 552 00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,633 AND FINALLY, I NEED A GARGOYLE 553 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,955 FOR THE ENTRANCE TO MY NEW SECRET LAB. 554 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:31,748 THE GOOD KIND. DID YOU GET ALL THAT? 555 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:34,420 UH...YEAH. I THINK SO. 556 00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:35,416 MY TURN. 557 00:20:35,416 --> 00:20:37,126 UH...SHOOT. 558 00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:39,625 AND FINALLY, I WANT WORLD PEACE. 559 00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,745 OR AT LEAST WORLD AGREEMENT TO DISAGREE. 560 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:42,750 GOT IT? 561 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,290 MORE OR LESS. 562 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:45,501 YOUR TURN. 563 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,830 DO I HAVE... 564 00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:47,753 YES! 565 00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,710 YOU CAN DO IT. 566 00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:56,876 THERE. SEE? I BOWED. 567 00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,455 I'M NOT JUST A HUMBLE VILLAGER, BABY. 568 00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,498 I'M THE HUMBLEST. 569 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,170 AND BY THE WAY, KRONK, I JUST WANT TO SAY 570 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,576 THAT YOU ARE IN A POSITION OF POWER HERE, BIG GUY, 571 00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,173 AND YOU GOT CERTAIN OBLIGATIONS 572 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,876 TO THE HARD WORKING VILLAGERS. 573 00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,495 SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT 574 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,710 PUTTING THE GOOD OF THE WHOLE 575 00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:11,828 BEFORE YOUR OWN SELFISH NEEDS. 576 00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:12,883 I DO? 577 00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:14,575 WELL, THAT'S THE WAY I'M GONNA DO THINGS 578 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:15,713 WHEN I'M BACK IN POWER. 579 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,628 SO I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW. 580 00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:21,075 NOW, ON TO MY LIST. 581 00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:22,833 FIRST, I'D LIKE YOU TO ADMIT 582 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:24,293 YOU'RE NOT THE REAL EMPEROR AND QUIT. 583 00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,631 STOP. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 584 00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:29,875 THIS IS YOUR GIG, KUZCO. 585 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,248 YESTERDAY, I LEARNED IT'S HARD TO BE HUMBLE. 586 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,460 AND NOT JUST BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY GREAT QUALITIES. 587 00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:39,078 BEING A VILLAGER IS TOUGHER THAN I THOUGHT. 588 00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,253 YOU WERE RIGHT, MR. M. 589 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,710 EMPERORS DON'T NEED MORE RECOGNITION. 590 00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:42,998 EVERYBODY ELSE DOES. 591 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,710 SO IN HONOR OF KUZCO TEACHER APPRECIATION DAY, 592 00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:47,578 I PRESENT YOU WITH THIS GIFT. 593 00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:50,333 OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 594 00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:52,713 JUST SAY YOU'LL PAY ME 29.95. 595 00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:55,328 ♪ 29 DOLLARS, 29 DOLLARS ♪ 596 00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:58,633 ♪ 29 DOLLARS AND 95 CENTS ♪ 597 00:21:58,625 --> 00:21:59,625 KUZCO! 598 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,130 ♪ IT'S THE END CREDITS ♪ 599 00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:04,625 ♪ IT'S THE END CREDITS ♪ 600 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,455 ♪ IT'S THE END CREDITS ♪ 601 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,498 ♪ LOOK AT THEM GO ♪ 602 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,000 ♪ GOSH, THOSE ARE TINY ♪ 603 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,130 ♪ I CANNOT READ THEM ♪ 604 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:13,075 ♪ I WISH THAT THEY WERE BIGGER AND SLOW ♪ 605 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,503 ♪ WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? ♪ 606 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,710 ♪ WHAT ARE THEY DOING? ♪ 607 00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:18,708 ♪ IT SHOULD JUST SAY IT'S MADE BY KUZCO ♪ 608 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:20,378 ♪ ALMOST THE LAST ONE ♪ 609 00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,575 ♪ ARE WE ALL DONE NOW? ♪ 610 00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:25,633 ♪ ONLY THING LEFT IS TO SHOW THE LOGOS ♪ 611 00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:28,625 [MUSIC CONTINUES]